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"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.
September 21st with 38,441 notes | reblog
never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time
Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs
(Source: dogs99999)September 21st with 151,549 notes | reblog
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
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September 21st with 81,771 notes | reblog
there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie