November 3rd with 365,930 notes | reblogme: *wearing a ring*
guy: are you engaged?
me: engaged in combat *punches the guy in the face*
November 3rd with 82,059 notes | reblogthere are approximately 7 billion people in the world and yet I still don’t get invited to any birthday parties
November 1st with 372 notes | reblogRoger Federer defeats Rafael Nadal 6-4 5-7 6-3 in the final of the Swiss Indoor Indoors Basel, to claim his 6th title of 2015, record 7th trophy in Basel, and 88th career title! After reaching 12 finals, Basel now becomes the 5th tournament where Federer has won at least 7 titles!
- person: Wow you're really good at this one thing!
- Me: You are mistaken. I am not. but what I AM good at is thoroughly bullshitting this thing to make it SEEM like I'm good at it. That's important.
